Wacky Wazoo's Weird Weapon Emporium

On the world of Slavoton, the world famous (or infamous depending on who you ask) arms dealer Wacky Wazoo has just returned with new merchandise from an unknown world within contested territory of two factions. Will he be able to get a buyer for these... exotic tools of warfare?

Note: Has a few references to mostly Splatoon and another Nintendo property.